This is Henry Waxman. Chair of the House Oversight Committee, and leader of the House's investigation into the use of steroids in baseball.
Also, he is the ugliest man alive. He looks like a monster. All baseball has to do to stop steroid use from here on out, is to tell every kid on earth that if they use steroids The Wax Man is gonna eat them in their sleep.
In fact, I bet if Waxman would just eat one of Clemens' kids in front of the House tomorrow, Clemens would break down and tell the truth. Giving all of your kids names that start with K...he should get one of his kids eaten. What an asshole Clemens is.
Anyway, don't use steroids, or the Wax Man will eat your kids.
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That has to be Lorenzo Mata-Real's father right? They have to be related.
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